Overheard at Lunch

Old man:  So you think I should leave her?

Young man:  You know what they say the magic words are in a serious relationship.

Old man: What?

Young man:  One word, two syllables. ‘Goodbye’.

Old man:  That’s two words.

Young man:  Oh. You’re right.

(two words, two syllables for the 36-year-old woman Old man is dating: GET OUT).